My Vizsla Gives Me Morning Wood T-Shirt

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Color Navy Black Forest Green Maroon Ice Grey Cherry Red Sky Sage

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

We know Vizsla owners because we are Vizsla owners. Whether it’s our apparel for you or gear for your dog, we design with the "Red Dog" lifestyle in mind.

If you’ve ever been woken up by a wet nose and a four-foot branch dropped on your chest, this shirt is for you. It’s a cheeky, laugh-out-loud nod to the Vizsla’s endless obsession with finding the biggest stick in the forest.

We know the struggle of finding sporting dog gear that actually has a sense of humor. This design is a breath of fresh air for owners who love their dog’s naughty streaks as much as their hunting skills.

Full Product For The Pack

Waking up in the morning can be tough, but for you, it's a hilarious daily ritual. This shirt celebrates that special wake-up call from your favorite four-legged alarm clock. It's a playful and slightly cheeky nod to every morning your Vizsla brings you a "gift" in the form of a massive stick.

This isn't about what you think it is; it’s about a very good boy with a very big stick. The design captures that classic Vizsla move—getting an enormous piece of wood stuck in a doorway with a look of pure, innocent joy on its face. It's a funny, slightly suggestive take on a Vizsla owner's reality.

Wear this shirt as a badge of honor, a tribute to the morning antics of your playful pup. It’s for anyone who knows the unique joy and subtle humor of a dog who thinks a log is the perfect way to say "good morning."

This isn't your average boxy t-shirt. Crafted for the active Vizsla parent, this tee features a soft, athletic blend that handles trail dust and "Velcro leans" with ease.

Whether you're heading out for a 5-mile trek or just trying to navigate the kitchen with a 50lb shadow attached to your hip, this is your new uniform.

Why The Pack Loves It

🐕 Breed Pride: High-definition print that celebrates the sleek, lean silhouette we all love.

👕 Athletic Fit: Designed to look great at the dog park or the coffee shop.

🧸 Premium Comfort: Pre-shrunk fabric that feels like an old favorite from day one.

🫶🏻 Our shirts and hoodies are built to stay comfortable whether you’re on a 5-mile hike or a 5-hour nap on the couch with your Velcro dog.

🎁 The Ultimate Gift: A thoughtful choice for the Vizsla mom or dad who cherishes their sporty pup.

Product Features

🐕 Durable enough for the trail, soft enough for the sofa. Designed to hold its shape no matter how many 'Ginger leans' it handles.

Care instructions

Do not dryclean
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Product Sizing

S
Width, in - 18
Length, in - 28
Sleeve Length, in - 8.23
M
Width, in - 20
Length, in - 29
Sleeve Length, in - 8.5
L
Width, in - 22
Length, in - 30
Sleeve Length, in - 8.74
XL
Width, in - 24
Length, in - 31
Sleeve Length, in - 9.02
2XL
Width, in - 26
Length, in - 32
Sleeve Length, in - 9.25
3XL
Width, in - 28
Length, in - 33
Sleeve Length, in - 9.49