I don't need a therapist

Wear it on morning walks, at training class, or curled up on the couch after a long day; this shirt feels like a quiet nod from fellow dog lovers.

It’s lightweight and breathable, so the vibrant print sits clearly and comfortably whether you’re out tracking scent or sharing stories at a weekend meetup.

Colors pop, the collar holds its shape, and the tear-away label keeps it untouchable during those long, affectionate scruffs.

If your life rotates around dog parks, scent work, or lazy evenings with a velvety snout pressed to your knee, this shirt speaks your language—funny, honest, and deeply affectionate.

🐕 Breed Pride: High-definition print that celebrates the sleek, lean silhouette we all love.

👕 Athletic Fit: Designed to look great at the dog park or the coffee shop.

🧸 Premium Comfort: Pre-shrunk fabric that feels like an old favorite from day one.

🫶🏻 Our shirts and hoodies are built to stay comfortable whether you’re on a 5-mile hike or a 5-hour nap on the couch with your Velcro dog.

🎁 The Ultimate Gift: A thoughtful choice for the Dog mom or dad who cherishes their sporty pup.

🐕 Durable enough for the trail, soft enough for the sofa. Designed to hold its shape no matter how many 'Puppy leans' it handles.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
•  Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

S
Width, in - 18
Length, in - 28
Sleeve Length, in - 8.23
M
Width, in - 20
Length, in - 29
Sleeve Length, in - 8.5
L
Width, in - 22
Length, in - 30
Sleeve Length, in - 8.74
XL
Width, in - 24
Length, in - 31
Sleeve Length, in - 9.02
2XL
Width, in - 26
Length, in - 32
Sleeve Length, in - 9.25
3XL
Width, in - 28
Length, in - 33
Sleeve Length, in - 9.49